Jitterbug is a Percheron/Thoroughbred cross who skillfully avoided saddles until the age of five. Jitter has become a (self-declared) expert in human management while training herself to one day achieve eventing greatness. After noticing a startling lack of renaissance horsemen in the modern world, she has made it her mission to train humans how to properly care for and communicate with their equine superiors, while developing them as athletes and as people. She recognizes that hers is an uphill battle but sees her frustration as her contribution to bettering the equestrian world. 

Jitterbug became a celebrated columnist in the topic of human management for the Chronicle of the Horse in 2012. Her Facebook page won third place in the 2014 Equestrian Social Media Awards' Talking Animal Category. You can also find her on Twitter and Instagram.

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Jitterbug’s Guide To A Happy Marriage
Jitterbug’s Guide To A Happy Marriage

The day my Human bounded into the barn aisle with a glittery thing on her left hand (which turned out not to be a peppermint fragment, as it happened…oops) probably delivered the largest surprise of my week. I will never quite understand how I managed her through that relationship successfully, yet still can’t get her to boost my hay ration to a first-world level

Jitterbug's Guide To Dressage Tests
Jitterbug's Guide To Dressage Tests

This week, the time finally came for my Human to step out of the bathtub and into the kiddie pool with a move from USDF Intro Test B to USEA Beginner Novice Test A.

I wish I could say it was because her lower leg has really (finally) improved, but in reality I got so weary of the 2” (yes, that’s inches, not feet) fences that usually accompany Intro Test B that I practically began falling asleep on course. I alleviated my boredom by inventing creative new ways to pull rails (more on that in a future column), and eventually she got the message.

Sometimes I just feel it’s time to stand up for my intellectual needs.

How To Help Your Human Pack For A Show
How To Help Your Human Pack For A Show

My Human and I enjoyed a successful, if somewhat surprising start to our show season this year. I think she may finally be learning how to stay out of my way during the dressage portion—now we need to teach her to stay in the saddle for the rest of it.

I was horrified to realize how ill-prepared my Human was for our show. Every time I looked up from my hay, she was hunting for a hairpin, digging through her grooming box, or frantically trying to scrub a grass stain out of her breeches.

Trailering With Your Human, Part 1
Trailering With Your Human, Part 1

Across the country, horse show season is in full swing, and you know what that means—potentially long rides in hot trailers with inadequate snack options (I asked for alfalfa, not grass hay, stewardess!) next to that one gelding in the barn who spits when he snorts.

A common misconception among horses, I’ve found, is that the most appalling part about climbing into a trailer is its obvious tendency to house Monsters. What’s really terrifying is that the whole process is a subtle power play by your Human, and it’s very dangerous to let him or her think it’s OK to play at being your leader successfully.